snapass

Derived from the verb “snap” where someone vaguely (and rudely) snaps their fingers at you demanding something now, but you are not sure what until you ask.

Also derived from the noun “jackass”, as in someone who is completely unaware how stupid they are.

Thus, “snapass” some who is rudely demanding something NOW, but you have no idea what and neither does the snapass.

get an email with the subject line: “helpdesk – fix logo – how long?”

Body of email: “blank”

I reply: “What logo are you referring to? Your webpage? Your email?”

Snapass response: “how long to fix logo?”

by phudz December 19, 2010

snap biscuits

One who snaps while dishing out flaky buttermilk biscuits with a hint of snap sauce

Let's get online and hit em with the snap biscuits

by A1 Snap Sauce June 14, 2016

Snap your Carrot

A slang term used to indicate when a male masturbates.

EXAMPLE 1:
June: "Hey, Wally... Wally... W A L L Y ! !"
Wally: "Jesus Christ, Mom, What?"
June: "Are you gonna help me or are you just gonna sit around all day and snap your carrot?"

EXAMPLE 2:
Ward: "June, have you seen Wally?"
June: "I think he went upstairs to snap his carrot."

by Barn Breath January 1, 2017

Snap-ive aggressive

Using Snapchat as a passive-aggressive outlet to express hostility towards others. Perfect for when you don't care to start an actual fight or when you don't have a chance to start a fight (or confrontation), but still want to get your point across to the creeps who watch your story as regularly as they breath in O2. Usually directed to just one or two dip-shits.

"Bertha, yeah he's rude and creepy af, but not worth going to jail for. Just post something Snap-ive aggressive. He'll obviously be one of the first ones to see it."

"Even though Roger watches Bertha's Snapchat story like a junkie loves heroin, he ignores her in every other possible way. While not worth confronting in person but still feeling hella fiesty, Bertha posted a Snap-ive aggressive message expressing how she will customize creeps off of her story who actively do this."

"Did you see Bertha's story? Someone must have pissed her off it was very Snap-ive aggressive."

by kashbagosh May 7, 2017

Snap Panic of November 6,2017

a moment in time where snapchat shut down due to a bug in the system. Teens and slutty celebrities went into a worldwide panic since their pathetic life had been soiled.

The rich ass students of dunlap experienced the Snap Panic of November 6,2017.

by The Name November 6, 2017

Snap Maps

Snap maps is a new feature on Snapchat that allows you to see aka stalk other people and find out where they are and how long ago they were there.

Frances: "where is Kieran tonight"
*looks on snap maps*
Frances: "OMG he is at Elise's"

by saltygal101 December 17, 2017

snans

the snazziest mongoose there is.... has the hottest yoga bootie youve ever seen. his hair looks like shiny string cheese on november 87th. he is hotter than a rattone on leg day and is currently in a relationship with thanos's younger brother sedrick diggory.

person 1: snans is one snazzy man....
person 2: ikr he's such a hottie
person 1: he's hotter than timothy c.
person 2: youre hotter than timothy c.
person 1: *starts making out with person 2
snans: ooooo la la baaabbaayyy

by ur mums a beefcake January 5, 2022