driveby smut

The smut in the background of major motion pictures.

Centerfolds hanging up in the barracks, lockers, of soldiers.
"I was watching Aliens and I got some driveby smut when cam panned past the guys gearing up..."

by Kushtika October 21, 2009

swamp smut

a smelly slut that you would have to have sex with outside next to a swamp because that would be the only thing that smells worse than her

i had to take that swamp smut somewhere that smelled worse than her.

by billy's wife May 31, 2010

secondhand smut

Pornographic material, primarily in the form of videos and pictures, that is unintentionally or accidentally viewed by people in a crowded public area, usually while seated together, such as on a train, bus, flight, or in a theater. It has become more prevalent in recent years with the increased use of mobile electronic technology, such as laptops, smartphones, and similar devices.

Like being exposed to the cigarette smoke of a nicotine addict on the street, people are inhaling secondhand smut.

by PinkUnicorn August 24, 2010

hog shute

A passage way for hogs ( penises) to enter the booty pipe or vaginal cavity allowing the woman to climax / ejacualte. This is for our friend Lady Clitbird

You're hog Shute is infested with diseases such as herpes

by Mj2323 December 22, 2013

Darling Smutbeauty

A lover with which you might share your love with over a lovely piece of dirty fanfiction.

Him and his Darling Smutbeauty were getting into Bye Bye Birdie last night. I've never heard such noises!

by BBBFFLover February 13, 2015

click smut

Internet articles with no respectable content that are designed SOLELY for the purpose of getting people to click on their shit. Link titles often include "what happens next is amazing!" or similar

"This stranger just gave a random dog a dictionary. You won't believe what happens next!" <-click smut

by Mudroot37 December 18, 2014

cartoon smut

Cartoon pornos

My friends computer is full of cartoon smut

by Eric derick August 6, 2016