cosmetic smoker

A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out

Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar

by Nyja gano July 13, 2017

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Smoker’s Wind

At the moment of trying to light a cigarette, a gust of wind comes along, making the act impossible

“Goddamn this fucking smoker’s wind! Every fucking time, man!”

by Brad Brooklyn October 14, 2018

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Cock smoker

The action of smoking/sucking the cock until the filter (bausack noodle)

John: Miiiii bro Sandra smoked my tsautseek down to the fuckin Filt!
Captain sausage: sounds like she’s a real cock smoker

by Skellzmaster March 17, 2019

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Smokers Meathook

When you're receiving a blowjob from a person with a stoma, and you push your dick down their throat and through their stoma. This makes a hook through their throat

My girl had a stoma and since I have a curved dick I have the the good ol' smokers meathook!

by Ihatemyself4 February 13, 2017

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A person who has surpassed cocksucker status. If every douchebaggery, sorry, backstabbing, lowdown thing they did was seen as them sucking cock, they'd look as natural sucking cocks as smoking cigars.

"Our yes-man co-worker sucks up to the boss constantly and makes us look bad. He's such a cock smoker."

by Sixkids412 February 9, 2018

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