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word to my smoochies

when a bitch ass nigga doubts you so you have to put it on all of your baddies to prove that your not lying

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
"stop your lying your cousin isn't dreamy bull"
"word to my smoochies my cousin IS dreamy bull"

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
by BBC jr April 21, 2023
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On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek
Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then
by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022
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wow he is such a smoch
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Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.
Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.
by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003
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skoach

evolution of scooch.

(verb)

1.) to move, usually used in the command form. "yo can you skoach out of the way."

2.) to win, "yo remeber when we played halo against those n00bs? we skoached them out.

3.) it is everything but its nothing.

see also: skanchskloop
Friend a: these n00bs think they can r0xxer us in halo.
Friend b: ok lets skoach it out

"oh man i totally got skoached."
by Jack Skirianos December 2, 2004
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scoach

To steal with extreme stealth. More commonly spelled skoach. The act of theft.
Dawg, how did you scoach that entire 12-pack?
by Nugget75 May 28, 2006
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smooch

smooch is what a guy does to another dude's asshole if he's trying to give him a randy rim-job.
Matt sometimes tells me to smooch his asshole when he wants me to kiss his ass.
by USAF Cadet June 13, 2021
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