Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 03, 2022

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Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022

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Dirty Slurpee

When a lady gives her man head after anal sex with her.

My girl gave me a dirty slurpee last night.

by Soy lady January 23, 2021

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Illinois slurpee

When someone cum’s in someone’s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw

Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee

by Lil cum guzzler April 26, 2024

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Takiton Slurpee

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.

Takiton Slurpee.

Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.

by jøkull March 13, 2023

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