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Slampanion 

A companion that you have an agreement with to slam whenever is convenient.
Kevin: 'Are you guys dating?'
Max: 'Nah man, we're slampanions'
Slampanion by P.N. March 30, 2010
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slampede 

A gathering of slamps in one specific location at the same time...A combination of slamp and stampede
All of my homies didn't want to go to the party because they thought it was going to be a sausage fest......turns out it was a slampede!!!
slampede by got2bfuzze February 26, 2011
A person of poor hygiene and typically have a low class attitude. Often found in the slums of a town. They have little self-respect nor respect for others and are usually very rude. The new way to call somebody a Scumbag. This term originated in Winchendon, Massachusetts.
Ben: That kid kind of smells and is always so rude to me.
Holly: That's because he is a scumpa.
scumpa by rspence November 9, 2010
To be extremely tired. Struggling to stay awake
Me: " you look like you haven't slept in days"
You: "I'm fuckin slumped man"
slumped by thatmotherfucker69696 February 15, 2015
The feeling of overwhelming exhaustion usually associated with the use of alcohol, cannabis, etc. Usually results in someone being couch locked
Dude 1: Dude Evan looks like he’s about to get slumped, man how much has he had to drink?

Dude 2: I saw him take 4 shots and drink a beer and I think he also took a rip off Jimmy’s bong

Dude 1: Yeah we need to get him out of the damn hot tub before he slumps and drowns
Slumped by GayCloud June 17, 2018

Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower
Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.
Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010