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Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.
I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.
by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016
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Bread Skate

A skateboard that is made out of Bread aka a Bread Skate.
by BigChunguZ December 11, 2019
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skate park ho

A gaphead or harlot who hangs around at a skateboard park all damn day, either to be picked up by a skater or to watch their poser boyfriends make asses of themselves.
If you become a skate park ho, i will lose it.
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
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Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater

This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate balancing act, and getting his cock sucked, as the female takes a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.
I got my girlfriend so drunk that I was actually able to convince her to perform the Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater with me while my buddy hid in the closet and video taped the performance!
by GivinHer TheBusiness December 30, 2007
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skateboarders

people who enjoy skating. they do not have to be great, they just need to know how to stand and olly and ride, and have fun without showing off. skaters know wat it means to have balls and have fun with the shit they try.
skaterboarders 1: hey, you wanna go to the park and skate around?

skateboarders 2: cool, i saw some new stuff there.

skateboarders 1: awsome
by mini-logo July 23, 2006
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Cosmic Skate

A ghetto/white trash hangout forkids under 18 in Waynesboro,pa.Lots of middle schoolers go there to dirty dance,smoke weed or make out with their bf/gf.Most of the poor popular sluts go there to meet their boyfriends or friends with benefits.its a skating rink,but nobody really goes there to skate because there is a dancefloor in the middle of the skating rink where most girls lap dance on guys or grind on them.Every girl wears slutty clothes to go there because there are lots of hot but poor guys there.Its basically just an extremely ghetto hangout.
All names are made up.
Dani C (a blonde slut):Hey girrl should i wear my wal-mart booty shorts to Cosmic Skate tonight,so my darling ben will get a boner.

Dezi G (a chesnut brown slut):yea girrl we"ll both look sexy because i'm wearing by plastic tube top thats also a crop top.

Dani C:You think i should give ben another lap dance on the dance floor today.

Dezi g:Ya,girrrl he deserves it after popping your cherry last night when we all forced him too.

Dani C:Your right Girrrrrrrrrrl,okay we better get going before my birth control wears off.
by waynesboromiddleschool October 17, 2011
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Skate Lair

Skate shop located in Enfield, CT. Owned by Erik Munday and it is the best. They only sell the stuff you should be buying.
Dude, I went to Skate Lair yesterday and bought a Traffic board.
by Fourthwith May 5, 2008
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