sinker

The bane of musicians all over the world: a music stand that sinks by itself, caused by stripped threading inside the bore of the stand.

John, get yourself another music stand. This one's a sinker. The conductor'll keep on badmouthing you 'cause you'll wind up staring down at the music and not at him!

by pentozali September 26, 2013

Sniper Nut

A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.

John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!

Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!

by Spoom1901 August 18, 2019

Simper

What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.

"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 4, 2022

sinkered

to slowly lower ones male genitillia into ones mouth while thier asleep.

(Yawn) what, john are you sinkereding me?

by Sinkered December 6, 2022

Sniper Rifle

1) A long-range firearm

2) Something men do when their pee shoots straight forward. You need to move backward as far as possible without having your piss not land in the toilet bowl. Usually results in disaster.

Jonah: Duude! I just did the coolest sniper rifle ever!
Tom: I was wondering why you were hooting.

by SLAAAAAAYER April 19, 2023

rubberband sniper

Someone who hits you with a rubberband from across the classroom without the teacher knowing

"Wow did you see Nick hit Mark with that rubberband?"

"Yeah he must be a rubberband sniper!"

by mr. cannon February 6, 2010

Swag sipper

Someone who tags along with a swagtastic individual in order to gain some swag for them self.

Look at Jocelyn! She is such a swag sipper! She's just hanging out with Amy to pickup some swag. They totally have nothing in common and her tits are like so fake! OMG!

by Ruffin51 May 6, 2010