meatal smearant

A smear of feaces (or skid marks) in the jocks or knickers.

Dave's mum dry wretched as she unpacked his washing basket and found a pair of jocks with heavy meatal smearant in them.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.

I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Ball shmear

When a man dunks his sweat balls in ink and drags it across a surface.

Dave: hey terry wanna go ball shmear the school?
Terry: No! Remember when we almost got caught!

by Shid man November 5, 2021

Kretzschmar Smear

The sexual act of being the top vertical person forcefully penetrating a person's anal cavity while voiding bowls into a third person's oral opening.

Dickberry gave those Smith twins the ole Kretzschmar Smear last night, I seen the video.

by Clermont Queer October 5, 2023

general smear

He WAS a well-natured marathi boy, well at least that was until MARCH 18TH 2022. On this very solemn day, a hint of shit, smeared along the back wall, was spotted by our very own saranyan. An investigation into the smearer had commenced and the FBI had been involved. Little known to shyam(sunder) and rishi, the smearer was among us.

This conclusion was made no further than looking at his name. SAI SAMEER SATPUTE. ALSO KNOWN AS SAI ISMEARSHITONTHEWALLS SATPUTE. For the readers sake we will refer to this criminal as SHMEAR from now on. Shmears ancestry traces back to the shingle bingle tribe that travelled from Uranus by ship. This ship was commanded by COMMANDER SHMEAR (his father) and was powered by the flatulence of 264 LORD SHMEARS. Once General Shmear landed on the Earth he was dumbfounded by the lack of shit around him. He took it upon himself to spread the smear and hence, started shitting in the high school bathrooms. From the floor to the sink to the walls, he smeared every-fucking-where.

SARANYAN: eww what is that brown thing on the wall
SHYAM (sunder): that right there, buddy, is the infamous work of General Shmear
RISHI: NOT GENERAL SMEAR :O😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

by dailybritishbrownboy October 29, 2023

might as well smear it on my guts

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !

this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !

this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !

by michael foolsley December 2, 2020

might as well smear it on my guts !

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)

dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !

by michael foolsley December 3, 2020