Shmecks

A slang term for the slang term smecks (sex), that just sounds better and can be used in many situations.
Derivatives: buttshmecks, queershmecks, boobshmecks/boobyshmecks, mouthshmecks, handshmecks and anything like that.

Also see: Shmecksee.

I really wanna have shmecks with my physics teacher...

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

Shreck Two'ed

Similar to shrecked, under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana to such a degree that the user experiences a lack of control over his or her actions as well as a complete memory wipe the next morning.

Oh man, I got so Shreck Two'ed last night. I woke up in a puddle of puke in some ugly bitch's bed!

by motleyfuel January 7, 2009

Shleck

A word used as a scapegoat, or a conjunction to the sentence. Or it can be used in the refrence of"it", only if you are mad at that person. It can also be used as the word "it". It can also be used as a curse, or injunction for a curse word. It can also be used as a temporary word to describe someone. It can also be used as a close rhyme to a curse word.

Word created by Nathan Kal, of New Jersey, as a slang word used in, "slang talk".

You little shleck, im going to kill you.
The shleck guy did it.
What a shleck!
Shleck you, you little shleck head!

by nathan19nj December 29, 2009

shweckle

armpit hairs braided into a small rope that you can use as a handle for a small coin pouch

That is a terrible shweckle mine is better

by Hill billy joe June 9, 2024

shweckle

A braid or armpit hair approximately 3.5 inches and used as a handle for a small coin pouch or sack of shillings

Is that shweckle made of ur own hair or someone else’s

by Hill billy joe June 9, 2024

shpect

Word meaning unlikely. It originates from 'expect so' said in a sarcastic tone.

You'll shpect get off with her you fat lazy muppet.

by Charlie and Phil June 9, 2005

shnec

Slang word depicting unknown thang in a retirement plan. Typically used by middle aged men, new to the retirement business, trying to sound like seasoned professionals.

"My client has posted their intention to have a Shnec in their plan. What do I do next?"

by Shneckles May 9, 2006