Shroom

Non-binary friend who is most likely to be in to witch stuff
They lives mushrooms and therefore named themselve after one
They probably are fun to be around and move forests and nature

“This is my friend shroom”
“Hi!”
*eats shrooms*

by Bugg1 May 4, 2021

Shroom Geeker

A person that’s addicted to poisonous mushrooms because they make them feel high

Jerold is a mad Shroom Geeker.

by Otistube1 June 18, 2025

Shroom Toot

Where you get gassy and toot during sex while high on shrooms (psyclobin derived).

Mary had a fit of shroom toots during sex and she releases gas in between thrusts as she is high on shrooms.

by XD_DEADMAN December 28, 2025

Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024

Shroom Starch

When you are doing laundry and are wanting to add some extra starch to your clothing. Pull open a pocket and cum into it.

While I was washing clothes the other night, I forgot to buy some starch. So I thought I would add Shroom Starch to it, so I opened up a pocket and came into it.

by DRUNK3NP3NGU1N October 6, 2023

shrooming

A form of BDSM where a male repeatedly wraps a rubber band around the bottom of the head of the penis in order to gratify himself. This action begins to shrink this area, making the head seem bigger and thus, making the penis look similar to a mushroom.

1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”

2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”

by anonymousgooner420 March 9, 2024

shroomed

when you bust a really big one

"Bro I shroomed all over the floor."

by neo_nuke420 March 13, 2024