Pulling a Shires

"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.

Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"

by GynaBFW March 2, 2009

small t-shirts

Small amount of weed

Hey man any small t-shirts available

by finndohg November 6, 2015

Toxic t-shirts from primary school

Oversized t-shirts that people who eat lay's chips tend to wear.

-Hey, are you wearing Toxic t-shirts from primary school.
-Yeah, suddenly i feel like stealing my mother's credit card and buying gems in clash royale.

by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023