An alpaca shaver was having an affair with the alpaca owner. Since the guy was married she deviced a code for telling people she was sleeping with the guy. She will say" I was shaving his alpacas last night" code for the hairdresser playing with the old dude's balls!
Yeah, I was shaving his alpacas last night!affairbootyshaving alpaca playing with an old dude's balls- shave the alpacas girl
by OA-arizona March 10, 2017
Get the shave the alpacasmug. Shaving the pubic hair around the base of your penis. By showing more of the penis shaft, it can give the appearance that the shlong is bigger.
by DragonJR February 15, 2022
Get the Base Shavemug. The act of shaving when your not supposed to. Times such as No Shave November or on any bet that involves going for a long period of time without shaving.
Random Dude- Hey are you doing No Shave November?
Other Dude- Hell yeah man
2 weeks later
Random Dude- What happened?
Other dude- I cave shaved...
Other Dude- Hell yeah man
2 weeks later
Random Dude- What happened?
Other dude- I cave shaved...
by jaydogg339 November 14, 2011
Get the Cave Shavedmug. The Al-Qaida administration has defended their use of "enhanced shaving" in their fight against the US occupancy.
by mr_dressup November 30, 2010
Get the Enhanced shavingmug. x=The Famous Sammiie
o=The Girl Who Wrote This
x: i wanna shave rape a hoeeee
x: hahahahahaha
o: ahahaahaaa
x: i just made that up, shave rape.
o: shave rape
o: see i was thinking you shave their legs or something
o: and then rape them
x: a little higher
o: with their smooth legs
x: hahahahahahaha
o: ahahahahaha
o: okay
x: their smooth unmentionables?
o: yes!
o=The Girl Who Wrote This
x: i wanna shave rape a hoeeee
x: hahahahahaha
o: ahahaahaaa
x: i just made that up, shave rape.
o: shave rape
o: see i was thinking you shave their legs or something
o: and then rape them
x: a little higher
o: with their smooth legs
x: hahahahahahaha
o: ahahahahaha
o: okay
x: their smooth unmentionables?
o: yes!
by harajukuuu July 27, 2006
Get the shave rapemug. Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
by Robyso May 25, 2006
Get the Shaved the Goatmug. A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.
guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.
lady: i don't want to talk about it...
guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.
lady: i don't want to talk about it...
guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.
by octoscorpion January 1, 2011
Get the Shaved Potatomug.