by AwesomeBananaz September 30, 2011
Shart philosophy seen on bathroom wall:
Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.
Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.
by Markwonder March 04, 2011
by J.J.B November 04, 2007
by amber and krista July 29, 2004
by corey l January 30, 2004
" hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!
by katie-jo March 26, 2004
Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)
by whiteCocainicskull July 13, 2019