by Demon Toaster March 17, 2009
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I gave that girl an Afro Samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl R-Kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior.
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Samurai, you were the love of my life and you never came.
I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.
I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.
by UnotHebrokemy<3CnttrustU March 29, 2010
Get the Samurai mug.When you feel obliged to have a good time in the company of people you'd rather not be around.
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People pretending to be your friends when really all they want is something from you, when they are drunk, or themselves feel obliged due the social situation.
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People pretending to be your friends when really all they want is something from you, when they are drunk, or themselves feel obliged due the social situation.
by Scott Hoad December 13, 2009
Get the Shamaraderie mug.a person with an high rank/post count on a message board that picks on noobs. refers to the feudal era when samurais were considered olf high rank, and shunned average citizens.
by v1cious June 14, 2005
Get the Board Samurai mug.Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
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"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."
by Kraut April 4, 2005
Get the Samurai shrimp smackdown mug.A person who beleaves in god so loyely that he/she would do any thing God told him/her and would die fighting for the beleaf of the ideas of god and would do any thing great to bring honor to them selves. and the rules of god make the samurai perfect like god told people not to kill them selves so a samurai of god can not kill them selves to restor honor to a s.o.g honor must be obtained living
by Alvin Redfearn October 7, 2005
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