sammie

when i think of sammie, i think of bitch. probably one of the meanest people you'll ever meet

oh that sammie girl is a bitch. she treats everyone like shit & talks shit behind their backs

by aj980 August 22, 2017

semi-boner

When ones penis is no longer erect, possibly either after blowing ones load, or just losing an erection. A semi-boner is often used for playfully slapping ones friends in the face while they sleep for a hilariously good time.

To try and piss my friend off, I got a semi-boner and helicoptered it around in his face.

by BLICK12 May 4, 2006

Sammi Rowe

Samantha Theresa Rowe.

A very slutty scene girl. Very spazy. She loves penis. Extremely scene, but will never admit it. Has a heavy lisp with the letter s. She is also afraid of vampires. YES. Vampmires. She beleives they exist.

Ralphy- "Dude i just had sex with this hot blonde chick last night."
Chris- "Really? Me too."
Ralphy- "Yeah at that kid Rons party."
Chris- "Wat was she wearing?"
Ralphy- "Striaght leg jeans and a turtle neck."
Chris- "NO WAY!"
Ralphy- "Was her name Sammi?"
Chris- "Yes.... Sammi Rowe."
Ralphy- "hahahha you had sex with the same chick i did."
Chris- "ewwww. your cock was in her before mine."

by mr cocky December 3, 2006

sammich maker

(n) A woman

Dude 1: I'm hungry.
Dude 2: Wanna sammich?
Dude 1: Do you have a sammich maker?
Dude 2: Hellz yea, my gf Jane!
*a few minutes later*
Jane: Here's your sammiches!
Dude 2: Good, now back to the kitchen!

by bitchinthekitchen May 15, 2010

semi chub

to have a partial erection of the penis

i saw my grandma naked but i wasn't sure if i liked it or not so i had a semi chub.

by uperv13 May 5, 2010

Raging Semi

1. An apathetic boner.
2. It's hanging in there.
3. The point right before a full blown hard-on.

That chick gave me a raging semi.

by Assadi and Brun July 2, 2007

Semi-Colon Cancer

1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.

2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.

3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.

I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.

by Whitem@il January 6, 2011