It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem

And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church

by durtas secreto July 26, 2017

toast selling

To sell somthing stupid like a plain peice of paper or a toast with some picture carved in it for a really high price....then haveing someone bid on it

A Plain peice of paper
Current Bid: 18.00
Bids: 6

by Matt Gualdarrama June 26, 2005

Seeling

Seeling is when you create an air-tight ring of suction around a womans clit while roughly and wildly licking it until she climaxes. It is customary to shout "You do not have enough badges to train me." before finishing your partner off in this manner.

During my last round with Misty i thought i was going to blow first, but i wound up Seelingthe deal.

by Arphee September 6, 2016

stalingrad

when you take a shit in a brown bag, put it over the girls head and then fuck her belly button until it bleeds

Joe came home from a long day at work and preformed a Stalingrad on Sue.

by Jesuswrotethebible44 August 4, 2009

heat seaking moisture missile

Slang term for the penis

I hit her with the heat seaking moisture missile.

by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003

Scaling the Fish

Oral sex performed upon a female. Aka "eating out".

"I enjoy Scaling the Fish, but only if I get dome first."

by Shaquan Johnson September 30, 2008

Stealing Wishes

the act of taking coins from a fountain

person 1: *takes 4 quarters from fountain*
person 2: Hey! Stop stealing wishes!
person 1: I didn't steal anything.
person 2: Yeah you did. Someone wished on that coin and now you took the coin so you stole it and the wish is in it so you stole the wish.
person 1: huh?
person 2: *takes quarters* Just leave the wishes in there! *throws quarters back in*
person 1: Hey!

by freakazoid2222242 December 22, 2010