scrota soda

Similar to "Choda Soda," Scrota Soda is the sweat that accumulates in between the schlong and the scrote.

Chad decided to help Zak move and, before he knew it, had a full cup of scrota soda in his shorts.

by kurticus June 25, 2007

Scotsmanality

to have a Scotsmanality is to have a fuck load of fun laughing at people that you don't know.

I was having a Scotsmanality earlier.

by JTheKnownFreak September 15, 2003

Scoots

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat December 31, 2003

scrotal sex

Shoving your sack in his/her ass

He is walking like he just had scrotal sex

by YarrumEkul October 18, 2005

Flying Scotsman

A sex position in which someone lies on their back with their feet firmly placed on one's pelvis, either side of the penis. The legs are pointed strait up, hoisting one high in the air. One would jizz on one's partner, while wearing a kilt, with one's arms out at one's side, making one, quite literally, a flying scotsman.

Yo dude remember that scotish chick we met at the bar last night? Yeah, we went back to my place and she gave me a flying scotsman!

by Johnson Webb July 13, 2005

scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 28, 2005

Flying Scotsman

A highly complicated sex act that isn't worth the bother.

Not worth the bother.

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003