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cooch scooch

The female version of a cock-slap where the woman proceeds to scooch her cooch vertically across the face of another.
If you don't shut your mouth Billy I'm gonna give you the cooch scooch of your life!
by Cheyenne Burbank October 7, 2005
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Scotcheroo

A tasty midwest treat, most commonly found in the great state of Iowa. Its main ingredients are: chocolate, peanut butter, cornflakes, and sugar.
Greg enjoys the crunchy peanut buttery taste of scotcheroos.
by jackfitz August 19, 2008
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Scotch

a. Pertaining to Scotland, its inhabitants, or its language; Scottish. (Webster's Unabridged Dictionary 1940 - 1957 eds.)

While it is grammatically correct to refer to a person of Scottish descent as "Scotch", the Scotch people are known to get worked-up into a frenzy at its utterance. Conversely, the Scotch people have no issue with their culinary or alcoholic creations being referred to as such. "Scotch" is the only term known to offend a people not normally prone to sensitivity toward politically correct language.
1. The Scotch (people) are a tight lot.
2. The Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company (3-M) invented Scotch Tape.
3. The air was heavy with Scotch mist.
by ScooterMcBean January 25, 2011
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Scotch Plains

Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to your woman.
I feel so scotch plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.
by Schatz June 25, 2007
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scorched earf

An imperfectly waxed pussy.
Now I done heard of trimmin the hedges...but you done scorched the earf.
by B. Kendall February 15, 2005
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Scorched Connelly

An alcohol beverage enjoyed in Northern Canada that consists of 1 oz. of Scotch, 12 oz. of Molson Canadian (or the like), bitters and lime. Order is important. The “serpent,” which is a term given by Scotch connoisseurs to the alcohol fumes locked in Scotch, should be released by a drop or two of distilled water before beer is added. This cocktail is served primarily to complement the live viewing of any number of recreation-level ice sports, such as hockey, curling or figure skating.

The drink’s name combines a colloquial curling expression given to a type shot delivered with excessive force and no outwardly discernable strategy other than to “let the chips fall where they may,” as well as a popular name of Scottish heritage.

A variant that uses rye and ice shavings instead of Scotch and water is referred to as a Zamboni Man.
"We were up by two in the ninth end when Andy put his brain in neutral and sent a scorcher into the house that left the other team lying two with a shot to the button for the win. He apologized and promised to buy Scorched Connellys all night long. We’re good."
by BelieveAnything January 20, 2014
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Scotch Mint

When an elderly woman chews on scotch mints while giving you a blowjob.
Ryan threw down two dollars on Yvette's desk and says, "Can I get a scotch mint please?"
by Thisisawkard October 11, 2014
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