A place of horror and regret. As once Winnie said in Hocus Pocus "A prison for children" and she is not wrong. School is a place where you go every morning crying and waking up super late.
by Abbi Martin September 7, 2017
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Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"
"Ready to shoot up this school?"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"
"Ready to shoot up this school?"
by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017
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Get the School mug.A place where you waste 18 years of life. It is also known as torture. Its sometimes considered worse than jigsaw's games.
by Luv Einglesh November 5, 2017
Get the School mug.The worst 18 years to be alive as a human being. Teachers constantly shoving papers up your ass while teaching you pointless bullshit that you will never use in life, while calling it education. If you go to the principal's office, prepare your ears and ass.
1.) School sucks.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.
by OXxTheKillerxXO November 11, 2017
Get the School mug.School is an institution that is supposed to "educate" children, but only brainwashes, and makes children judge themselves off of how well they can do a test on something that they will never use in life. School makes "goldfish judge themselves on their ability to climb a tree".
School also violates basic human rights. It violates a student's right to their health and happiness. They make pubescent children and teenagers get up at 5:00 AM, while common knowledge is that sleep deprivation completely rids a person of their mental health. This also rids a person of their happiness, for obvious reasons. No one likes to be woken up when they do not want to.
We all end up forgetting all of these useless facts that will somehow help us pursue our jobs. No one will use the quadratic formula in making art. No one will care about what kind of script the Sumerians used when they would be out there designing architecture. Schools suppress students' potentials. They snuff out their dreams.
School is a "one size fits all" institution. It treats everyone as if they are the same people, with the same personalities, with the same backgrounds, with the same mind. School has not changed very much, if not at all. School was just there to prepare future factory workers.
In the end, school is a horrid place that should not even exist anywhere. In a sense, school is a crime against humanity.
School also violates basic human rights. It violates a student's right to their health and happiness. They make pubescent children and teenagers get up at 5:00 AM, while common knowledge is that sleep deprivation completely rids a person of their mental health. This also rids a person of their happiness, for obvious reasons. No one likes to be woken up when they do not want to.
We all end up forgetting all of these useless facts that will somehow help us pursue our jobs. No one will use the quadratic formula in making art. No one will care about what kind of script the Sumerians used when they would be out there designing architecture. Schools suppress students' potentials. They snuff out their dreams.
School is a "one size fits all" institution. It treats everyone as if they are the same people, with the same personalities, with the same backgrounds, with the same mind. School has not changed very much, if not at all. School was just there to prepare future factory workers.
In the end, school is a horrid place that should not even exist anywhere. In a sense, school is a crime against humanity.
Guy 1: I'm so tired of school. I hate waking up at 5:00 AM just to learn something useless.
Guy 2: Me too.
Guy 2: Me too.
by geardagum February 19, 2018
Get the School mug.is the worst place in the world. you have to waste your time doing boring work, assignments and exams. the one word i would describe school is HELL!!!
by randomrandom1738 June 16, 2016
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