scheme

Trying to plan something. Searching for something. Blagging to get something/ somewhere your not supposed to have/ get

I schemed the seccies to let us in

I'm going to go scheme buds

I'm scheming for pills!

by Fuzzavelli September 15, 2006

schematics

the region on the female body where the breasts meet creating a deep trench or cleavage that is pleasing to the male eye thus evoking a pleasing feeling leading to an erection

Andrea had very valuptuous schematics.

by bella87 March 9, 2007

scheme

another word for chav or ned. Mainly a scottish term these creatures also believe, as with the above, that it is acceptable to knife, steal and wear pure white caps that seem to defy gravity!

oh, look yonder dear there be a scheme. Why what fabulous whites he is clothed in.

by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003

Schemious

Adj. Ski-me-us: 1. Can be used to describe a situation or action that has a ulterior motive 2. when one has the look of being guilty, as if to have participated in mischievous activity.

1. Karen is just going out with that old fart for his money, shes so schemious.

2. The man in the large trench coat looked very schemious.

by n. schoenhoff May 20, 2008

Schemist

A schemer specialist. Someone who specializes in getting by any second he gets through shady methods; always trying to get out of things.

"Richard is a schemist; his unwillingness to study causes him to continually find ways to get out of assignments."

"Why did the schemist have such a convoluted idea as to how to present this problem?"

by annie-cupcake March 7, 2009

weiner schemer

a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.

Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!

Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.

Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.

by elalmighty March 15, 2019

Schemer

any person, specifically all women, who hatch diabolical schemes in order to advance their personal interest, aka "get" and "play games" with multiple men. Men, all women are schemers!!! You will get a boner, and she will deflate it with her evil strategic designs. BITCH!!! In other words she will deflate your boner into a flaccid disarray of broken dreams

That bitch is such a schemer, I was hooking up with her all weekend, and now she is fellating another dude. Fuck my life, Scheming whore!!!

Thanks to the scheming whore, I would go gay if that dick wasn't so disgusting

by ChadBroChill#1 May 4, 2009