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Scheiterfreude

(n.) SHY-ter-froy-duh from German 'scheitern' (to fail) + 'Freude' (joy)

The perverse pleasure one gets from watching their own life go down in flames, usually followed by posting about it on social media. Like Schadenfreude's self-destructive cousin who never learned to adult properly. Or Schadenfreude's self-loathing cousin who lives in their parents' basement.

When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.

You decide to paint your living room for the first time. It ends up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting, but without the artistic intent. You share a selfie in front of your "new art installation" with the hashtag #Scheiterfreude
When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.

"After sending that drunk text to my ex, deleting my thesis by accident, and setting my microwave on fire - all in one day - I just sat there experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while eating cold ravioli straight from the can."

"After missing my train, spilling coffee on my white shirt, and sending that embarrassing email to the entire company instead of just my work bestie, I'm sitting here experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while crafting the perfect self-roasting tweet."
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Scheisenburg

Scheisenburg has the good shit, literally.
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Scheisenburger

A burger where the patty is replaced with feces, or just a really bad burger.
Ew, this is a scheisenburger.
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Schneider

Essentially replaces swear words(ex:nigger,fuck,shit)
I HATE SCHNEIDERS
OH SCHNEIDER
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Schneidered

Getting removed or forced out of somewhere sooner than expected
Billy pre-drank too much and got Schneidered by the bouncers, shortly after entering the club
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Scheidler

An absolute Judas, a snake, a weasel
Scheidler tried to trade me Sam Laporta for my entire roster and my sisters virginity AFTER it was announced that Laporta was dead
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Grumpy Schneiderman

When an angry Matthew becomes irate. Possibly caused by other poeples. You never know what will provoke a grumpy schneiderman but when it goes down people die and being a bone duster, the bodies will be disposed of easily and without question.
Mike: What's going on over there
Pablo: Looks like there's and altercation of some sorts

Mike: Holy crap he just grumpy schneiderman'd his ass let's get the F* outta here
Pblo: roger that
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