scratch artist

a person who claims to be a tattoo artist but does horrible work, which tends to have to be fixed by a real tattoo artist.

You must have gotten that tattoo by a scratch artist, i can fix it though.

by D-Rock of the Atl October 9, 2008

Satchelpuss

To be overly preoccupied with ones smart phone in public situations, so as to ignore others and ones surrounding environment.

Quit being a satchelpuss and answer my question.

by Brown Bleacher Bums September 19, 2010

Michael Scotch

A drink invented by Michael Scott of the television series, "The Office" (the NBC version). It is made of Splenda and scotch. Named by a few of us in British Columbia, Canada.

"Tastes like splenda, gets ya drunk like scotch" - Michael Scott on "The Michael Scotch".

by Initials LCM March 28, 2009

to scratch the old itch

It means to engage into Sexual intercourse

Dude my ex came by the other night just to scratch the old itch

by itchscratcher August 12, 2011

scotch plains

beast. a town located in union county, new jersey. pretty bad ass. awesome pizza, awesome kids, awesome sports, like the soccer team and the basketball team. has nice schools, such as scotch plains fanwood high school (ftw), where kids get good grades, but has some pretty good parties. pretty diverse, italians mostly, blacks, whites, etc. a little bit of everything. lots of shit to do. a hell of a lot better than westfield.

guy 1: where you from?
guy 2: westfield, i love westfield it is the best.
guy 1: shut up. scotch plains goes hard.

by jas-the baddest April 15, 2010

scratch.mit.edu

A coding website for kids. So much so that being honest gets you banned, ripping off others is allowed, the word crap can get you banned and so can FNAF. There are some legit great games and animations out there, but mostly attention whores and art thieves, not to mention people who get music and call it an "original project". If you can go five fucking minutes without getting banned, I salute you.

Scratcher: Okay, let's check my scratch.mit.edu account!
Scratch Team: Alert. You were banned for inappropriate language "holy crap this is good", disrespect "stop spamming", and bullying "maybe improve the code".
Scratcher: Fuck this bullshit! (deletes account)

by Lick101 September 5, 2016

chicken scratch

chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means

student this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher what did you say

student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher dont be cursing in my class

by littlejimmie January 29, 2019