Saketh Gudla

An NPC who thinks he's better than everyone else at tennis, thinks Trae Young is the best NBA player, and loves curry.

Saketh Gudla is dogshit at tennis.

by CurryKidMuncher September 4, 2022

Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009

Farmville Scale

The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.

Her farm on farmville is huge, but using the farmville scale she must be a loser.

by Fuzzylump August 26, 2010

Echino Scale

The Echino scale assigns a single number to quantify the amount of gayness in an individual or event.

The Machine was clearly a 8.5 on the Echino scale. I haven't seen that many chaps since the gay pride parade.

by IamMcShovin December 8, 2010

dictor scale

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.

Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"

by brentionary September 6, 2013

Spicy scale

A way to measure how far you have gone with a girl. Somewhat like the base system.

1. Handshake
2. Hand touching
3. Hug
4. Hand holding
5. Kiss on cheek
6. Peck on lips
7. Interlocking lips
8. Making out
9. Tongue activities
10. Sucking neck
11. Sneaking around
12. Feeling or gazing upon mounds
13. Removing cups

14. Sucking tops
15. Zipper Sparking
16. Deedling
17. Removing clothing
18. Sucking genitals
19. Initiation
Complete all these steps and you are allowed to drink from the holy grail

How far are you on the spicy scale?

by Mr Deedles March 8, 2015

Budweiser scale

The number of Clydesdale horses it takes to pull a girl off your face while dining at the Y.

She's not a 10, she's a 20 - On the Budweiser scale.

by Gander Commander September 6, 2016