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Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.
I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.
by josh grier July 26, 2005
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scrambled ovary

The act of cracking eggs into a females vagina and then getting a dildo and scrambling the eggs. Once scrambled you eat the girl out along with the eggs.
Dylan gave Bronte a scrambled ovarys and loved it, best eggs ever!
by Dylan kirby August 6, 2010
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Georgia Scrambled Eggs

Opening the lips of a womans vagina and vomiting in them, then using that vomit as a lubricant.
she asked for an order of Georgia Scrambled Eggs, so I gave it to her.
by Georgia Scrambler July 25, 2008
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scammable

Sleazy. A person or situation with questionable motives. A con.
Use 1. so and so is being scammable.
Use 2. something is done in a scammable fashion.
Use 3. an exclamation.
1. That boy is playing with his gameboy at the table in this nice restaurant, how scammable.

2. betties hang out in a scammable fashion at skateparks.

3. girl one: look at that blonde chick.
girl two: scammable.
by carraway July 23, 2005
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shabamzle

I like to just walk around saying SHABAMZLE WHEN EVA!!!!!
by Jordan696969696969 May 9, 2008
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Pinette Scramble

Occurs when a woman is performing MATM (messy ass to mouth) and is so disgusted that she pukes on the man's dick. The resulting mix of shit, puke and semen, typically covering the man's dick, is called a Pinette Scramble.
He jammed his dick down her throat at the moment of climax. His shit covered cock was too much for her. She barfed on his cock resulting in quite a Pinette Scramble. Of course he used her hair to clean up.
by Buckminster Futter July 10, 2014
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Sucky Scrambler

When she's giving you a blowjob and you crack an egg on her forehead.
I just bust a nut on Sarah's face and when I smashed her head with an egg the mixture looked like a fresh Sucky Scrambler.
by Literal-Tumor November 22, 2016
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