The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain
Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet
Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga
Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga
by Sexual Alien May 9, 2018
Get the Russian Sasquatch mug.Also known as Bigfoot it is very hairy and weighs around 420 tons. No one has ever caught a Sasquatch but there has been some reports of seen Sasquatch's. Also hairy and ugly people are usually called Sasquatch's.
by Bsnabsbsn February 20, 2017
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Get the saggy sasquatch mug.A male joining a couple for their sexual adventures. Could be either a three-plus or cucking experience.
Jenny and Dale's sexual relationship had stagnated, so they used tinder to find a Sasquatch to spark their sex lives back into action. Luckily, Earl was willing to assist.
by alviere February 4, 2017
Get the Sasquatch mug.Walking off into the wilderness (typically mountainous forests) and trying NOT to be found. Anytime another person, or sign of civilization is encountered, you turn and walk the other direction.
Jae was completely exhausted from the week at work; all he could think about was getting out of the city and sasquatching all weekend.
by landgrabber November 6, 2020
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Get the sasquatch mug.A hairy stinky woman who is hot and attractive at the bar and is still wearing clothes and the go back to their place and realize your bad decision
She was so smoking hot at the bar, but when I got to a fucking her was so unkept and hairy down there I thought I was about to fuck a Sasquatch!
by Dan XL July 18, 2012
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