Sasquatch

Also known as Bigfoot it is very hairy and weighs around 420 tons. No one has ever caught a Sasquatch but there has been some reports of seen Sasquatch's. Also hairy and ugly people are usually called Sasquatch's.

I found the Sasquatch!
Geez that person is such a Sasquatch.

by Bsnabsbsn February 20, 2017

Sasquatch

A person is BIGGER and BULKIER than yourself. You know that if you got into a fight with them, one swing of a fist would crack your skull open like an egg. You also know that if they sat on you (intentionally or accidentally, i don't judge) would flatten every single bone in your body. They also highly lower your self esteem because they are clearly bigger and bulkier than you. These specimens are the kinds of people we all aspire to be, but who we know we can't.

*you and a friend are standing in the lunch line*
*a big man named William Davis cuts you*
Your Friend:Can you believe this, a freakin Sasquatch jst cut u-
*you silence him before the beast hears, saving both of your lives*

by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018

Sasquatching

The act of mutually masturbating with Sasquatch while you both are hanging from nooses.

Author Robert Kirkman plans on moving up north and Sasquatching with Bigfoot.

by Jesusofpaign December 10, 2011

Sasquatch's Dick

A big hairy stick longer than a giraffe's neck

Pretty sure Nicki Minaj has a Sasquatch's Dick

by SnappyPolarBear May 7, 2014

Punching Sasquatch

From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.

I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"

by Yellowdevil27 February 26, 2009

sasquatch

a hairy kid who has not even gone through puberty, and my sometimes be a girl

meagan was such a sasquatch in fourth grade

that fourth grader has hairy arms

those arms are hairier than mine

by bradey, thats right garret March 3, 2009

[sasquatch screw]

Getting dressed up in a Sasquatch outfit, kinda like a furry and fucking a woman from behind making sasquatch like howl's

Joey's roommate Andy gave Bridget a sasquatch screw last night, the howling keep him up all night.

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010