When
two gay dudes 69 each other, and the 69 consists of both licking each others assholes (
salad), and
choking on each others dicks (breadsticks). This is one of the most gayest acts.
Dude, I walked into my house last night and there is
Jeff and Beardy, giving each other the ol'
salad and breadsticks right on the
fucking dining room table. I puked everywhere.