hobo salad

a filled trashcan, dumpster, or any other waste receptacle

I saw a hobo picking through a large trashcan, he's gonna enjoy a tasty hobo salad tonight.

by B123456 June 19, 2008

Word Salad

What someone claims you did when they wanted a simple answer to a complex question.

Youtuber during a "rebuttal": "And they didn't actually give a response, all they did was give word salad.

by Timelord999 December 25, 2020

finger salad

When a woman has very loose genitalia and her partner, using all of their fingers stimulates her clit, vagina, and anus.

After betting him that he couldn't, Rachel convinced him to give her a finger salad.

by Rachel & Ray August 27, 2006

Salad cunt

He thinks he's better then everyone else just because he eats salad. Mostly described for vegans. They also smear vinager all over your fucking phone!!! They're just big cunts

Jacques is a salad cunt

by Isaackedurmom March 30, 2017

Douche Salad

Someone who is such a douche they have dropped from "douche" status to the even lower level of "douche salad" status.

Who's that over there?
I don't know man, but he looks like a major Douche Salad.
Ya man, totally not a bro.

by brodonttouchmethere July 15, 2010

Tossing Salad

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue.

Tossing salad

Mitch tossed Allen's salad last night after we left for the night!

Allen, that ass so fine that I'm going to toss your salad tonight!
-Mitch

by Specialty Humor August 28, 2013

lame salad

Essentially the salad that you get if a retarded person mixed lame sauce, weak sauce, lamezors, and weak jizz together, then sprinkled a weak serving of lameness on top. It is the worst possible combination of lameness and weakness that can ever exist. It is so lame that ingesting it might make you collapse and literally be lame for the rest of your life.

"Alexander's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day" was a book full of lame salad for Alexander.

Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."

Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."

by LiVee March 10, 2008