jacob sartorius

A mediocre teenage white male that says corny things that teenage girls love and adore and makes musical.ly's but is stiff in all of them and appears at magcon singing ABCs to teenage girls while they're singing along.

"Give me an example of mediocre."
"Jacob Sartorius."

by cardib June 3, 2016

Sector X

The place you go when you drink lots and lots of liquor (beer works too) and smoke lots and lots of Marijuana and feel very very good. Basically you are FUCKED UP.

Smoke a blunt of some purps and drink a fifth of Jim Beam and you will be in Sector X.

by El Roacho January 27, 2009

Senator Santorum

The sub-species of santorum left behind by anti-gay politicians who have been caught in a gay tryst. The same frothy, seminal, fecal goodness with a whiff of hypocrisy.

Have you guys seen the pictures that just leaked from the Minneapolis police department of Larry Craig and his Senator Santorum?

by PAfunk April 9, 2011

rusty santorum

The result of not cleaning off santorum and allowing it to dry into a rust-colored crusty patch.

I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.

by stylinram January 12, 2012

jacob sartorius

an ugly 13 year old butthole with 5.2 million followers on musical.ly

jacob sartorius also goes by jacob saggy tits, jacob salty tits, and/or jacob sar-clitoris

by maryy327 July 24, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A kid I feel bad for. He gets so much hate but then he's got fucking emotional teens all over him. And he doesn't do anything to help himself. You can roast him so easy, overall a kid who needs a wake up call and some serious seclusion from fame

Jacob Sartorious is doing body rolls again.

by Ronaldo_the_fox June 14, 2017

Sector 1

Sector 1 is essentially a noun referring to a group of people or a place festering with retards, minecraft nerds and Mong munchers in general. Sector 1s should be avoided at all costs as STDs are a common outcome. A sector 1 can be identified by a few distinctive qualities:
-minecraft players
-nintendo fanboys
-slobbering
-wheelchairs
-always where shitty coats
-no passport
-eating raw meat
-Christmas themed socks

Kyle: whoa sheeeet, looks like a proper sector 1!

Percy: nee naw nee naw nee !

Kyle: don't give me STDs cock fingers!

Percy: wwargwargwargwargwakkaglap! Minecraft texture pack 7.6,8.9.8 beta v7.8.5.8.9.5

by OGPrawn November 9, 2011