Ham Strips

A euphemism for a battered, worn out pussy. An extremely blown out vagina. Thick, red, bulbous vaginal lips. A cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. Not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.

"You see that girl at the club last night?"

"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."

by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013

strip-ups

The version of shape-ups (the shoe with a convex sole that allows the wearer to tone his or her legs by simply walking around) worn by strippers. Strip-ups are the sexy version of shape-ups that have clear plastic in part of the sole to give the impression that the shoe has a high heel. Strip-ups allow strippers and other sexy-walkers to tone their legs while they're turning people on.

Bambi did so much stripping that she had no time for non-seductive leg exercises, so Bambi decided to wear strip-ups so she could tone her legs while on stage.

by SacBri January 19, 2011

Strip throat

Similar to strep throat. Acquired by an eventful evening at the strip club.

Damnit i went to see candy at the strip club and now i have strip throat 🤷🏼 ♀️🙄

by Samidavisjrjr January 15, 2018

drunk and strip

The act of getting intoxicated and disrobing in an effort to accelerate physical contact with a new sexual prospect. Usually executed by jumping into bed, or showing up in some room naked - often to the shock of some.

Koyfie: I pulled the drunk and strip last night.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.

by Don's Johnson July 14, 2012

Strip-shit

Removing all clothing before sitting down to dispatch a warm loaf. Extremely comfortable and usually preferred by males. Not appropriate at social functions or in a public setting but can be done if you're savage as fuck.

A: Have you seen Don?
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.

by Porksword153 March 29, 2022

strip-of-bacon

zee pearfect bleend of shaven and not shaven pubic har on a woman's vaginal areeah, make me veiner much horny!

ah, what a cute and enticing strip of bacon it is, edible perhaps

by Professor Ver E. Orny July 9, 2003

bacon strips

smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs

ill have some bacon strips and eggs

by tamahau February 12, 2003