stiff margarita

Tequila and lime

I need a margarita. I've had a long day give me a stiff one no BS , just tequila and lime a stiff margarita

by Crazygirl101 August 16, 2014

stiff dough

stubborn, a stubborn person, immovable like a dough that needs more liquid

Don't be stiff dough. Just come with us.

by bleegiimuus December 25, 2018

Stiff brick

A man on fifa who moves at the same pace as me grandma doing a cruyff turn

Guy 1 - Yo you seen that boy Dusan?

Guy 2 - Yeah bro that guy is straight stiff brick

by Goatnaldo February 5, 2022

stiff upper lip

The act of ejaculating on a womans upper lip then freezing it, then you punch the frozen lip.

Arnold gave marrisa a stiff upper lip after she refused to make him a sandwich.

by meowwwwwwwwwwwwww11001152 May 9, 2011

stiff drink

a mixed drink; booze and some other form of liquid like vanilla vodka and coke or hypnotic and monster

Stiff drinks are my favorite at parties.

by Preet de Sun August 26, 2008

stiff mistro

a boy who hasnt gone through puberty with a small penis who has constant erections

hey stiff mistro you got a banana in your pants?

by krakajack January 23, 2008

Stiff Dick

A man who can't work his penis right for his woman

Jack can't a stiff dick to get hard to smash Jillian correctly in the bedroom.

by Deeznuz July 10, 2018