Speed Bang 

To get your rocks off quickly during sex

My wife hates it when I speed bang her, because she never gets a chance to reach her climax.

Speed Bang by 05superglide February 14, 2012

speed luigi 

a fast version of luigi....why you even reading this...

hey its a me speed luigi

speed luigi by ALMONDABOOOSE September 19, 2017

Speed Bump State 

Indiana

I can’t wait to get to Colorado, but we have to pass through the Speed Bump State.

Speed Bump State by Bunter Hunt July 21, 2020

Speed Queen 

It's the washing machine that outlasts your life, and washes better than any other HE washer.

Me: Hey, which washer should I buy?
Dealer: I recommend that you buy yourself an old Speed Queen.

Speed Queen by Speedqueen August 13, 2020

speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped

wow daniel james is such a speed merchant

speed merchant by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020

Speed of science 

To move, physically or metaphorically, at a pace that is unhindered by regulations, ethical considerations, safety considerations, and basic humanity.

"Hey guys, did anyone check that this stuff didn't make people's hearts explode? " No, we were moving at the speed of science. It's all good".

Speed of science by The Wake Up October 13, 2022

Speed alarm clock 

The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.

Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!

Speed alarm clock by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023