cute smol bean

michael jackson

michael jackson is a cute smol bean that must be protected at all costs

by 80smyqueen September 28, 2019

sampolk torture

(n) a form of torture used in the vietnam war, that involves fillin a womens vagina with broken glass, stiching it up, and making her jog for miles.

Nam vet, "I remember some of the sick stuff thoes gooks used to do. I remember this thing they did called sampolk torture. Nasty stuff."

by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

smol bean

THE MOST GODDAMN ANNOYING THING EVER. IT IS USUALLY USED BY 12-YEAR OLD GIRLS WHEN DESCRIBING A SMALL ANIMAL OF SOME SORT OR AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT SEEMS REMOTELY GAY. OFTEN FOUND ON TUMBLR.

omg deku from mha is such a smol bean

by peemantis June 26, 2020

smiolent

When someone insanely smiles at you way too big for way too long. A violent smile, causing an uncomfortable or awkward feeling in the receiver. Usually the smiolent person is completely unaware that he or she is doing it.

Can be used in the exact same ways as the word "violent" - aka: smiolent, smiolence, smiolently

The salesman walked smiolently towards us as if we were made of money.

by chizno March 11, 2011

Smoldering Temptress

A man or woman who inherently accesses their deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shoots it through their eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. This bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. used to describe someone who is strikingly attractive because of fiery, bold, and strong characteristics.

- A man or woman who is considered to be dangerously seductive.

- A person who charms every person they meet with their (sometimes unknowingly) seductive ways.

I can't resist her sexy charms; she is a smoldering temptress.

There he is, the smoldering temptress, captivating the attention of all the women in the room.

by ST8816 July 10, 2015

Smol Cabbage

You're smallish friend who you like as a friend, or more, you know, whatever.

"Yo, Kaylee, she's my smol cabbage

by Dir3wolfe October 27, 2016

Smol-Coconut

A name for someone whose hair is somewhat frizzy on the top of their head. You may also call them that if that person is a smol-bean in general.

Sad Samantha is such a Smol-Coconut it is adorable.

by weirdloudmouth January 17, 2017