Conway Smile

Smiling by means of staring off in space and forming your lips usually so that that top lip is arched and only the top row of teeth show. Then end result usually ends in looking like an idiotic redneck.

Paula: Why did you not load that picture of us on facebook? I wanted to make that my new default picture.

Chad: Sorry, but someone made a Conway Smile in the background, and you know I can't be associated with rednecks.

by John Footpeniz December 17, 2008

Pedo-Smile

Evil rape smile

Girl 1:Hey you see that guy over there?
Girl 2:Yea.
Girl 1:Well he keeps giving me a Pedo-Smile. It's creeping me out.
Random Guy:If you don't want any attention, then you should cover your left nipple. It's been hangin' out ever since.
Girl 1: (Quickly fixes her shirt)

by Im a CAT lawlz October 18, 2010

smile kill

to commit murder with no remorse for the person that you killed.

Lie to me again, and ill smile kill you.

by dermanatural March 1, 2009

viking smile

The act of placing your hand over your mouth and wiping in a downward motion, then smiling like a man posessed after going down on a lady.

The viking smile is scored equally regarding force of wipe and lenght of smile.

Only men sporting a goatee or beard can acomplish this feat properly.

Completing a Viking Smile will minimize your chances of being able to keep a flavor saver

You should have seen the Viking Smile on Jims face when he came out of the room

by ciaran foley August 27, 2004

Kanye Smile

The smile you put on when you see someone and dont want them to know your emotions.

Kevin saw his girlfriend and put on his best kanye smile, even though he wanted to break-up with her.

by hockeyguy1995 November 17, 2010

smile and nod

used to recommend the said action to someone else who is clueless as to what a third party is talking about. It is usually insulting to the first party.

Person 1: Oh man, the Teletubbies concert was rockin' last night!

Person 2: (silence, confusion)

Person 3: (to person 2) "Dude, just smile and nod."

Person 2: (Does so accordingly)

by Christine October 16, 2003

Creamy Smile

A Creamy Smile is a gesture of satisfaction and gratitude. A Creamy Smile is comprised of the display of happiness and satisfaction through facial gesture and the spoken word of the giver of fellatio to the receiver of fellatio when the nut has been busted. A Creamy Smile may be displayed by a female or male fellatio performer. After providing thorough and complete fellatio, and the female or male giver has received an oral creampie, the giver looks up at the receiver, usually with still some remaining chincicle, and displays a glowing, ear to ear smile of satisfaction and says "Thanks for the feeding" or some other verbiage that references the hot meal they have just been fed. It is only courteous and proper manners that the giver provides a Creamy Smile to the receiver.

Curt: How as your date with Ramona last night Bro!
Denzel: It was a blast, yo! Literally.
Curt: How?
Denzel: She worked my knob over good giving me the best blow job I have ever had.

Curt: Did she like it?
Denzel: Helllzzz yea Bra!!!!! Blew my gobbling goo and she had it all over. But knew she was happy cause I got dat Creamy Smile when she was done!
Curt: That is sweeeeet Bro! Her momma taught her some proper manners!

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014