smees

small to medium sized enterprises.

SMEes or smees is a common abbreviation.

by jonathan kane May 4, 2006

smeeze team

A sports team compiled entire of people who like to smeeze, or smoke marijuana, on the daily and then play their sport. They are often good athletes who got really bored with trying hard and would rather just get high and enjoy athletics.

All those players on the smeeze team used to be intense, but now they seem to have really mellowed out on the playing field.

by Patches O'Dorr Conty October 4, 2009

smeefo

the sound made when, in gay sex, air travels into the anus and gets pushed back out when the other guy rams it back in

gay dude 1: "UGH"
gay dude 2: "UGH"
*smeefo happens*
gay dude 2: "uhh... you smeefoed"
gay dude 1: "PUT IT BACK IN, IM NOT DONE YET"

by go deeper daddy August 12, 2017

Smeedophilia

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

by BlackTV August 19, 2017

Smeerly

Amazing thing.

Smeerly is so amazing!

by Smeerly May 11, 2021

smeer the queer

A game played in grade school when you gang beat a gay person.

two guys where kissing at lunch so we played a quick round of smeer the queer with them.

by riley mont May 27, 2008

smeeze

dirty ass slut; hoe, bitch

That smeeze has a fat ass.
Shut up you smeeze ass hoe.

by Doug E Fresh November 29, 2004