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Smeagle

The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.
Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.
by W Tang May 19, 2006
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Pop Smear

The smudge left on your shirt when you drop a popsicle or other frozen treat. May also be used for lollipops.
-What's that red stain on your shirt?
-Oh, it's just a pop smear from the cherry popsicle I was eating.
by Mamamamanda April 23, 2010
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pengers and smeagols

An expression used when a fantastic situation is at hand. It shows thankfulness, and extreme happiness.

This word should be used in excessive moderation.
Thanks for this brand new hummer Poppa Dirk! Pengers and smeagols! :)!
by satanspineclogg July 7, 2004
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Smeag

V: To crave for something. Comes from Tolkien's novels' Smeagle.

N: An addict
I am Smeagin for IN-n-OUT burger.

Never trust a Smeag.
by awesomepawesome12 February 3, 2009
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Sheadon

The dumbass who eats the pizza crust first.
Sheadon is a fucking retard. He eats the pizza crust first.
by sweaty joe July 29, 2019
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dirty smeagol

when you deep throat someone until they gurgle "gollum" three times
i dirty smeagoled her mom till her throat was sore
by slipknotic7 November 20, 2009
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Michigan Pap Smear

While having unplanned anal sex in the dark, (person) 1, rides (person) 2's penis and if 2's penis happens to come out, 1 places it back into his/her own anal cavity and resumes the activity with 1's hands on 2's chest, neck, and/or arms. When the activity has finished and the light comes back on, both parties will find that bowel excrement has been smeared all over 2's chest, neck, and/or arms.
Dude, me and my boyfriend had anal sex last night and i forgot to clean out my ass. His dick popped out and i put it back in, and i had gone to choke him cause he gets off on that. When we were done i turned on the lights and he had shit all over his neck!! He told me i gave him a Michigan Pap Smear.
by AnimalGinn666 June 3, 2010
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