Football headed yogurt slinger

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.

My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

by Word July 6, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

by Krackershaft November 28, 2002

Canadian Dolphin Slinger

A super cool insane position where the couple starts gettin it on in a cannon and then is shot out of a cannon while still having sex but switching the anal in mid air. created by Houdini himself. very hard to pull off

Me and my girlfriend tried to canadian dolphin slinger after the circus was over and it was really hard. but it was so worth it with the thrill.

by mattmattmattmattmattburns April 17, 2010

Slugger

Slugger is a Portmanteau (mash of different words).

The two blended words are ugly and slut. Slugger meaning ugly slut.

She's a slugger and she knows it.

by BR19337 June 20, 2016

tit slinger

Stripper or slut-in-a-box worker. Mostly you hear the expression from old gomers nowadays. From the old usage of "sling" to mean delivering or presenting, so in 30s hep jive, waitresses were hash slingers, bartenders were booze slingers, and so on.

Grandma got through the first part of the Depression slinging milk, but the dairy went bankrupt, so she slung hash for a while, till she found out she could make a lot more at the burly-q as a tit slinger.

by old lang guy September 18, 2008

Mad Shiggerish

An adjectival phrase describing a superior videogame. Originates from Shigeru Miyamoto, the creator of Legend of Zelda, Donkey Kong and Super Mario.

Yo, this cel-shaded Zelda game is mad shiggerish!

by Jeremy Osborne February 20, 2005

sliggerbeast

A pig-ugly, common as muck beast of a woman that is ruder, and much nastier on the eye than your garden-variety street beast.

Jesus H Christ ... Look at that marauding herd of sliggerbeasts! Let's get the fuck out of here.

by Nick Vasey January 18, 2004