sleepism

This is when someone (usually an early bird) discriminates against another person due to their sleeping pattern. They don't realise that not everyone can wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.

Person 1: You're so lazy, all you do is sleep all day.
Person 2: I work in the night stop partaking in sleepism.

by British fooker April 21, 2020

sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020

sleepn't

The act of being unable to sleep, usually because of seeing nightmare fuel

"I'm going to go sleepn't after looking at that picture of a shaved bear."

"I've been sleepn'ting for days since my mom died."

by Poh-tay-toesiez November 30, 2020

Seeping Creeper

The act of passing wind that capitulates into a hot gaseous ball with subtlety to only seep from confinement as the restriction on containment (tight pants) eases.

It was an awkward moment when Jenny realized the creation of a Seeping Creeper would soon escape its confines to unwillingly gas her date.

by Lunchbox365 January 19, 2023

foot sweeping

Sweeping the hardwood floor with your drunken bare foot.

"What are you foot sweeping over there Frank?" "You know it."

by clooneyclone June 9, 2015

taint sweeping

Cleaning a woman’s taint with your mustache while giving her oral.

My girl needs a good taint sweeping when we get home.

by Wheresmydad23 January 19, 2023

Siberian Monk Sleeving

1) The act of holding both hands inside the cuff of the opposite sleeve at once.
2) Usually performed by girls who are cold, it helps trap heat.
3) Similar to shirt tenting, or pulling your legs up inside your shirt.

Rosey: "I got soo cold today I was Siberian monk sleeving all day!"

Jeremiah: "Is the heater at your work broken?"

by DarkJer November 6, 2011