Flounder Slapper

when you slap the outside lips of a girl's orgasm chasm with your love piston for minutes on end

I gave Becky a wild flounder slapper last night, but I forgot to stop before I came now she's pregnant.

by cherrisa June 10, 2019

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Semen Slappers

The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail

Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.

Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!

by Shokaboo September 06, 2008

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easy slapper

Someone with whom any sexual act can be accomplished without measures. A friend of the highest esteem.

I needed to cum in someone's mouth who would swallow and Sarah was the easy slapper who rescued my evening. BLESS HER HEART.

by Come on meow January 12, 2017

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Sausage slappers

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.

We are such sausage slappers!

by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018

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Knee slapper

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!!

-knee slapper

by MegDar September 21, 2009

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