National slap ass day

November 19th is national slap ass day

National slap ass day is great

by 😑🖕🤦🏼🥳🥳👍 November 18, 2020

Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza

The sexual event entailing two men placing their testicles in another person's mouth and slapping the shaft of their penis's off the face of the reciever.

Chad and Mikey made my face hurt with their Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza!

by QUAD BALLER August 23, 2010

mushroom slap

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

Those dudes are always mushroom slapping each other.

by Nate Fergus February 2, 2003

Stack Slap

The act of slapping someone on the cheek with a stack of bills totaling $1000 or more. Used on someone who is requesting a loan, talking shit about your financial status or being nosy about your financial status. Indications are stinging pain, embarrassment and visible marks, usually in the form of light red welts.

see Stack

"I got paid today, cashed my check, came home to relax and was immediately assaulted by demands from my wife for a new this, a better that. Thats when I finally decided to show that ho who bring home the bacon. I pulled out my wallet, withdrew the cheddar and gave the bitch the Stack Slap of a life time. Now she is happy with the salvation army bras/tampons."

"I gave a hungry old man a stack slap when he begged me for 89 cents. What did the bum want to buy? An Arctic Circle hamburger."

"I stack slapped a baby seal and killed it. Yea, I'm loaded bitches."

by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008

National slap a boy

You get to slap a boy

Go to school or anywhere and show them this and they have to let you slap that boy happy national slap a boy day

by Visco sksks November 2, 2019

Slap the Bag

Removing the Bag of wine inside the box of wine and then passing it around, partaking of its sweet nectar as you simultaneously hold, pour, and slap the bag of wine.

"It's time to get drunk! SLAP THE BAG!"

by Nate Beal October 24, 2005

slap head

A bald person, or in the absence of a bald person, someone with a large forehead

"have you seen joannes boyfriend, he's a bleedin slap 'ed

by Anonymous October 22, 2003