Samford

1) University in Birmingham, AL
2) Nexus of Old South money
3) Center of Madison Avenue Christianity
4) Land of beauty queens

1) Yeah, I go to Samford. Not STANford, SAMford...in Alabama.
2) I think every male since my great grandfather Rev. Billy Bob Beeson has gone to Samford.
3) My tattoo's in hebrew, it means "Beloved," and it totally matches the earrings that I just got from Yurman!
4) Are you kidding? I'd never leave the House without pearls, heels, and hairspray!

by almostgradjeeated February 2, 2009

Slam

(verb)
1. to have aggressive sexual intercourse.

Kat: "Would you slam that bitch?"
Bryan: "Fuck ya! I would slam that pussy hard!"

by gramurr June 29, 2016

Slam Party

A social gathering in which many people are openly banging and or having sex. eg. orgy, smash party, slam-sesh, fuck fest.

TBlaster: "Yo JJanz, tonight were all gettin hamboned and all those DG's (dirty girls) are commin over and were havin a slam party."

JJanz: "Sweet Bra!"

by TBlaster July 19, 2011

Slam

Slamming Death Metal is the extracted groove from Brutal Death Metal, filled with gutturals, pig squeals, blast beats, palm muting, etc. It's the most brutal and delightful genre ever and the most ultimate of all metal genres. Notable bands such as, Kraanium, Devourment, Epicardiectomy, Abominable Putridity, Vulvectomy, Parasitic Ejaculation, Katalepsy, Disfigurement of Flesh, Waking the Cadaver, Dragging Entrails, Cephalotripsy, Devour The Unborn, Slamophiliac, Slamentation, Gutfed, Cerebral Incubation, Fermented Masturbation, Raped By Pigs, Decomposition of Entrails, Extermination Dismemberment, Coprocephalic, Guttural Slug, Embryectomy, Embryonic Decay, Embryonic Devourment, Morphogenetic Malformation, No One Gets Out Alive, Gutrectomy, Ingested, and many many more. Be a respectable person, listen to slam.

Person: Wtf is that music? It's fucking disturbing!
Guy wearing Visceral Disgorge shirt: Bro it's called slam.

by Sickening Guttural Infection August 22, 2016

beer pong slam dunk

The act of leaping across a a table while playing beer pong to "slam" the ping pong ball into the cup often resulting in persoanal injury, damaged tables, and a lack of self respect.

Damn dude, did you see him make that beer pong slam dunk, what a fuckin tard.

by Matt-R June 7, 2008

panda slam

in the doggy style position, you pull out and spit on the girls back, making her think cummed...when she turns around you jizz in her face and pinch her in the eye.Leaving her looking like a panda bear.

" I gave Emilee a panda slam!"

by jeremy February 11, 2004

Scamford

An overrated and overpriced institution of higher learning, suspected of grade inflation, that graduates a cadre of pompous individuals with a sense of self-entitlement.

Although he would likely achieve a lower GPA, Peter ultimately decided to attend Berkeley as opposed to Scamford, in order to avoid huge loans and the scorn from his friends who attend public university.

by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015