Slavaboo

A person (normally around the area of 12 to 15) who is of non Slavic origin who attempts to to appear like a slav by doing things nobody actually does in the Slavic countries. Slavaboos are normally Reddit users, fans of YouTubers like Life of Boris, and listen to ear piercing hardbass music. Nine out of ten times slavaboos are also commieboos. Slavaboos mainly abuse the sayings “sooka blyat” or “idi nahuy” to try to make an argument that others won’t get, but in the end make fools of themselves. Slavaboos also try to imitate the accents of real Slavic people, which never ends up working and just makes them look like more of an idiot. It is commonly known that some people, rather than going through emo phases, go through slavaboo phases.

(Slavaboo, probably named Kyle or Jacob and white as fuck): “CYKA BLYAT MAN!! “Wide Putin 2020. Oh would you look at that! It’s time to Rush B!!!!!!”

by Jackgyver December 17, 2020

slapjob

straight up slappin weener instead of a normal handjob. no cum. no smile.

-Have you seen mac lately?
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.

by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010

Tuesday Night Slayer

A legend on college campuses that is rarely seen and never identified. He goes out on tuesday nights looking for his next victim.

The man...
The myth...
The legend...

He is the Tuesday Night Slayer

A: Did you hear?
B: What?
A: Tuesday Night Slayer has struck again.
B: Poor girl...

by TNS fan club president November 6, 2010

Slabhead

A word used to describe ex Leicester City and England Centre Back, Harry Maguire

Man 1- Hey you know that slabhead geezer?
Man 2- Nah what about him?
Man 1- I hear he's a right twat

by TheCommunistFly February 19, 2020

Slav Squats

A squat that is performed by Slavs usually whilst they are pumping hard bass.

Slav King: Let's pump hard bass and all do Slav Squats.
Slav 1: *Squats* while drinking vodka.

by Archived July 10, 2017

Slavica

Beautiful, hot woman in red, who rearranges the energy of space and time surrounding her. She has the ability to move back and fwd across various parallel worlds depending on what she wants to experience

Stop being a Slavica and get real!!

by mahaloki September 12, 2019

Slacknowledgement

Noun. The acknowledgement your employer gives you for any slacking off you do at work.

"Man, I was on my 2nd hour of Tetris when my boss slacknowledged me. Now I've got to work this weekend."

"I've gotten so much slacknowledgement at work, I'm pretty sure I'll be fired soon!"

by gossebaygrad June 8, 2009