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The Sharp Lawnmower

When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.
Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"
by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009
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a cool sharp one

Simply-put: The slang difinition for a long and painful shit.
"Where were you man?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I had to take a cool sharp one."
by Remtorik September 18, 2006
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sierra sharp

a humorous, beautiful, type of person that is no way shape or form rude.
man, that girl is just so rude!

hell yeah, she aint no sierra sharp!
by lillyypeeisurbestfrand October 6, 2010
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F sharp principle

the necessity of trying a proposal out fully before writing it off as a shit idea
tom: hey man, lets play the chorus in F sharp man

jason: wtf? that'll sound like your mum dude, no way!

tom: F sharp principle mofo
by bl4gg3r March 19, 2013
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The Sharp Scooter

The sexual act of receiving a blowjob from a physician while at the same time receiving stitches for a wound you’ve received from doing something stupid. If You ejaculate during the act you have successfully completed The Sharp Scooter.
Bro, I just cut the hell out of my toe running through the house barefoot and picked up some stitches. The Dr. even threw in The Sharp Scooter!
by VID-19 April 5, 2020
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B sharp

Noun. When in college and your teacher does not care much about legible grading. As a result it is hard to tell whether a person scored high or low with a B.
Fathead #1: What the hell is that thing? I dunno what I got, on the test. Does that say B+ or B-?

Fathead #2: Looks like a B sharp.

Fathead #1: Fuck you and your sweater.
by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010
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marion sharp

Marion Sharp is a girl who is the definition of perfect Marion has everything any one could ever ask for she's smart,funny,clever,caring, And beautiful. Marion is one of the most caring people you will ever meet in your life she will always be there for you through thick and thin you can always count on her. When you tell her how special and how amazing she is she never believes you and will always denie it but she knows it's true. All Marion really wants is to be happy and make other people happy. She always feels that she needa to apologize to you even when it's not her fault she will always say sorry and want to move on Marion Sharp is truley the most amazing girl in the world
I LOVE MARION SHARP. Marion is the girl of my dreams and all I could ever ask for I would do anything to be with Marion Sharp I love her so freaking much. ❤💜💛💚💙💖
by DYLAN HEREDIA June 5, 2017
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