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Kevin Samuels

An image consultant that speaks up for men especially black men, who women who are usually approaching "the wall" or at the wall have a no bullshit conversation with about if they can find a "High Value Man," by his definition, to wife them.

Known for catchphrases such as "You're average at best" "Imma PhD," "Buy a dog, die alone," "Rank your face on a scale of 1-10 and you can't use 7."
This woman wants a man making $200k a year but brings nothing to the table and was average at best! I had to go full Kevin Samuels on her.
by MainManosphere May 15, 2021
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Samurott

The realest gen 5 starter; one badass seal that will cut you with swords it rips out of its arms and then shank you with its shell horn
Damn Daquaan that Samurott of yours just fucked up Tyrone's Emboar somethin' fierce!
by TheAmazingAndrew July 27, 2014
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Samuel

A overall cool guy with a massive schlong who can get ladies Niagara falls levels of wet.
Can make girls lactate breast milk with one stare.
He's so cool, he could be named Samuel
by Bigboiboobybasher July 24, 2019
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samuel jackson

Maker of his own beer
by d-Mack April 29, 2004
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Samuel L Jackson

He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?

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Samuel

A sexy man with a shy personality. He loves video games and pizza. Also loves nature and animals. You need a samuel in your life.
Samuel?!? Omg your amazing 😍😭
by Samuelfallen June 5, 2020
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The Samurai

The largest and most known YouTube community to exist. It's leader is the one and only, Coryxkenshin aka The Shogun himself.
User:Yo, what youtube community are you part of?
User2:Oh, I'm one of The Samurai!
by RoachEar October 7, 2020
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