2 definitions by TheAmazingAndrew

unova

A region in the world of pokemon, its starters include Tepig, Oshawott, and Snivy, home to the legendary Kyurem, her champion was Alder succeeded by Iris; it is playable in both black and white series of the pokemon franchise and is the stage of the fifth pokemon generation

Professor Oak: why don't you try to win 8 gym badges and enter the unova league so i can pork your mom in peace
Ash: wut
Professor Oak: wut

by TheAmazingAndrew July 28, 2014

Samurott

The realest gen 5 starter; one badass seal that will cut you with swords it rips out of its arms and then shank you with its shell horn

Damn Daquaan that Samurott of yours just fucked up Tyrone's Emboar somethin' fierce!

by TheAmazingAndrew July 28, 2014