nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

by Bishmeister June 27, 2006

jonesberg scratch

Black Tar Heroin

Hit me with that jonesberg scratch man!

by tadoefan1223 December 29, 2021

scratch-22

The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.

It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.

by scratch-22 December 14, 2017

lay scratch

To leave tire marks behind from peeling out.

I've got a bitchin' Camaro that can lay scratch from here to Taco Bell.

by PonyRunner July 23, 2017

scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.

She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.

by rapidscan October 19, 2015

Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012

Mr Scratch

A positively evil and cunning man who did everything in his power to destroy the legendary BAU. Any who believe Alvez should’ve saved him are wrong.

“Mr Scratch waged war against the BAU” - Rossi s12e14

“Scratch got deeper into my head than I care to admit, and the only way I was able to stay sane was by repeating a mantra, two words” - Prentiss s13e1

by ruredusecotw February 3, 2021