slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

scratter

Scratter- A scratch card

Rob! i just won a tenner on me scratter!

by RRR-oger December 30, 2007

Swatter

A white boy who stays at home in his moms basement who calls the SWAT Team to raid a persons house.

You heard about that stupid, troll, and fuck boy swatter?

by NigTard January 15, 2015

scutter

Slut; shag bag

by cracky March 1, 2003

Slattery

The act of two slugs copulating, during which the slugs suspend themselves on a rope of mucus and entwine their glowing blue penises.

I saw some slattery the other day and it was a glorious experience.

by slattery4all April 17, 2014

Scutter

A tiny speck of shit that gets lodged in the dickhole of a man performing gay anal sex.

I could tell that I had been in a drunken gay orgy last night, because I woke up with several pieces of scutter in my teeth. Damn you ATM!

by johnny5 is alive June 6, 2010