Scotland

Some fucking cold rock above England that thinks it's better than every one. The only thing it's really known for is man skirts and willy from the Simpsons. Not as good as England.

Person 1: hey I'm going to Scotland

Person 2: what the fuck is a Scotland.

Person 1: it's the man skirt place

Person 2: oh....THAT place

by British empire gang December 28, 2019

Scotland

anything and everything;
it's a way of life.

throw up that Scotland, nigga!

by Beefy Beefcake-stirous April 19, 2009

scotland

A country located above England, only on at atlas though.
Rains more than England, is colder than England which is saying something.
The people are a bunch of overpatriotic cunts.
Scotland isnt better at anything.
England is better at sports, 2006.. A certain team didn't even qualify, rugby world cup.
Food - wise England is better, once again, pretty pathetic. Haggis, and other such things. No thanks.
And then there's the whole thing of trying to pass off skirts are "kilts".

Pfft..Oh and then theres the mangled, twisted form of "English" that you try and speak.
It's not an accent, it's called not being able to speak properly.

england lost in the quarters in 2006 - Scot
Yeah but who didn't qualify - Englishman

Scotland is amazing at rugby england are fucking aweful - Scot

It's not a skirt it's a kilt - Scottish person

by YandG July 14, 2006

Scotland

A country full of people constantly thinking they're better as they are higher up, although they never seem to qualify for the world cup anymore.. And they are the ones who laugh at english for being bad...

Scotland can go to hell.

by Aidan... September 2, 2006

Swotley

A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.

A: Jesus Christ! What is that smell!
B: Oh god! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SWOTLEY!

by Rob April 16, 2005

scotland

a fucking dive of a place, inhabited by pasty ginger alcoholic bigoted racist smackhead cunts. the cancer on top of England

t's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home

Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
They just know
They're so sure
That England's Gonna throw it away
Gonna blow it away
But I know they can play
'Cause I remember...

Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

scotland is full of fuckheads.
So many jokes, so many sneers
But all those oh-so-nears
Wear you down
Through the years
But I still see that tackle by Moore
And when Lineker scored
Bobby belting the ball
And Nobby Dancing

Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

(England have done it, in the last minute of extra time)
(What a save, good old England, England who couldn't play football, England have got it in the bag )
I know that was then
But it could be again

It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
(England have done it)

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

by mb88 January 9, 2008

Dunkadelic Spotlight

Is a basketball slang " catch phrase " used to descibe a Mega-Star player or teams that recieve magnified attention from the sports media, TV viewers, and TV networks.

Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls were under the Dunkadelic Spotlight during the 15 seasons he played in the NBA. LeBron James is under the Dunkadelic Spotlight like no other player who's come into the league.

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 3, 2005