Samuel

someone who will always be there for you and will feel sad if you have any problems and will try to solve your problems before his and then be really sad because nobody wants to solve his problems and people make fun of him but he gives them another chance every time

hey look at him he must be a Samuel he looks very sad tho
hello Samantha nobody likes you
I like my name Samuel but I am very sad

by worthlesskid February 8, 2019

Samuel

Samuel is a dick and probably the weirdest guy you will meet

And a little bit on the bigger side but he's okay

Hey look it's samuel

by Kevin g wash July 27, 2016

Samuel

A guy that would love you with all his heart then break your heart in an instant. Basically, the absolute WORST person to fall in love with. Usually relationships with a Samuel with last for about four months.

Girl #1- I miss him so much! He broke my heart!!
Girl #1's best friend- Fuck samuel! I'm gonna fuck him up. It was Samuel right?
Girl #1- yeah. fuck him up.

by sambrokeme March 6, 2017

Samuel

a thot.

wow, what a fucking thot, must be a Samuel.

by Yurgaybestfriend October 12, 2018

Samuel

Samuel, also known as Sam, is a cute gay BOY, he is SmOrT and likes rabbits. He is a loyal Boyfriend.

SAMUEL: Sam, you are really cute
SAM: ILY too

by IceyEnder December 23, 2018

Samuel

A violent person who only violently jacks-off and beats women, daily. Doesn't have money or a Dad. Lives in a genially bad area and dislikes everyone.

ffs sake it Samuel, time to get beat

by Al-an May 11, 2020

Samuel

The biggest annoyance you will ever come across. He makes noise with intent to piss off anyone within a ten foot radius and will get louder if you walk away.

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up!
Guy 2: No!
(Guy 1 walks away)
(Guy 2 follows and gets louder)
Guy 1: FUCK OFF! YOU ARE SUCH A SAMUEL!

by Mykropenys January 17, 2018