Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019

Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.

(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.

by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020

Devil's Flute

A catchy fife march

Play Devil's Flute on your fife

by ironmatic1 November 6, 2020

That’s flash

Describing something as “flash” means it’s very trendy or popular.

What do you think of this new hat?

I love it! That’s flash.

by Charlyn 😂 March 1, 2021

basil's.fluffyhair

my favourite mutual<3
really funny

definitely hot

basil's.fluffyhair is an amazing person and they deserve the world

by sponnong July 18, 2021

Ghandi’s flip flop

a phrase to describe the driest thing you can think of , commonly used to describe one’s mouth after a lengthened period of dehydration

“mate i don’t know about you but my mouths drier than Ghandi’s flip flop”

by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021

Éloïse’s Flower Pollen

Éloïse’s flower pollen refers to the brown discharge that comes out of her Nose, Nipples and Vagina shortly after Self-Cutting Bangs.

(John) “ Oh my god I can not believe it”
(Samanata) “What is it Johnny boy?”
(John) “I just got Éloïse’s Flower Pollen all over my leg!!!”

by RealNIggEr October 27, 2021