Rule Number 1

NEVER love a hoe

Me: Bro I think I'm catching feelings for her
Friend: Homie remember Rule Number 1

by cjbaker77 September 25, 2017

Air Bud Rule

The rule of all sports that pretty much anything goes unless specifically prohibited in "the rules."

Tim: What do you mean the dog can't play? Don't you remember in air bud when the ref says: "Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball." ?

Ref: damn you Air Bud Rule...

by mg67 September 25, 2011

Rule Tool

An asshole who insists on enforcing every minor rule of whatever game your playing with your friends.

friends playing football together

Chuck: Whoa! Excessive Celebration! Thats a a 5 yard penalty on the kick!

Everyone Else: Fuck you Chuck! Your such a rule tool!

by GoWizards!!! January 22, 2013

Rule of thumbnail

A rule of thumbnail is a principle that is not intended to be strictly accurate or reliable for every situation. It is an easily learned and easily applied procedure for approximately calculating or determining if a Facebook profile is worth clicking on based on it's thumbnail.

Guy 1: Have you seen that chick's face?
Guy 2: No, i thought she wasn't worth looking at, according to my rule of thumbnail.

by starterel March 21, 2013

Rule 417

If it exists there's a gluten-free version of it.

"Oh I can't eat poptarts, there's gluten in them" said Zach
"Well according to Rule 417 if it exists there's a gluten free version of it so you can" replied Jacob

by Lord Bromosome October 28, 2016

rolex sex

*Rolex sex* _(n)_ /roh •lex sex/ the amount or kind of sex someone experiences immediately after showing off their wealth to others.

Example: drew posts his Rolex photo on tinder and immediately gets 20 matches. Why? Single people are just trying to marry rich and enjoy the rich enjoy rolex sex

by ofeez July 30, 2018

Rule 4641

If you see a UFO, never use your best camera. Never focus. And always record in 144p.

Matt: Hey Tom, Look there's a UFO.
Tom: Rule 4641

by TheSilverhound October 15, 2018